So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize
