our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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