how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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