I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
