plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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