Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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