He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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