Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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