The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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