sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
