I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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