Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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