Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just fell off a train. Bad.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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