But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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