I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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