Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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