Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
