Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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