Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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