You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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