I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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