today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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