Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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