You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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