You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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