I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
did you just send me my own nude
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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