You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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