Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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