Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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