So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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