how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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