new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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