all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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