i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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