I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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