shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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