i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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