you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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