I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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