I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
