Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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