Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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