Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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