Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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