But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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