I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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