I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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