if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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