U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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