now i know why i became what i already was.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
