I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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