At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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