He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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