I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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