When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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